The antibacterial pen

Are you aware of the antibacterial pen? Given the health scares we had last year it makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?

Our pen has an active agent moulded into the pen and kills 99.9% of harmful bacteria and viruses. This agent is active for the entire lifespan of the pen. This is a certified superbug killer pen we have here. The pen is constantly recleansing itself -- a living pen you might say -- and will not adversly affect any skin type when in direct contact.

How amazing is that!